it’s officially my third mother’s day weekend. and so i decided to wear the shiny brown eyeshadow that always makes me feel a bit more polished. i walked into the living room feeling all fancy and jaden furrows his eyebrows and said:
jaden: you have something on your eyes, mommy.
me: it’s make-up, jaden. isn’t it so sparkly?
jaden: no, mommy. it’s brown. dirt is brown. dirt is yucky!
me: ***sigh***